WORLD CUP 2010 PREDICTION

Check the date on the tweet, it was made before the World Cup kicked off. Reckon they will beat Spain in the final 2-1.

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With help from G.Jones..
With help from S.Jensen..


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THE HORSE WHISPERER

SW: "Have you seen that there's a Horse, owned by the Queen (I think), and is racing at Cheltenham and its called Barbershop! Fancy a flutter?"

DF: "Is it in the gold cup? Im guessing we have missed it. I put a bet on 'dont touch baby' in the 2.15 anyway."

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THE LOBSTER LA LIGA

I'm not too sure why we decided on a fresh LOBSTER as the winner's prize this time!??

I seem to be getting worse at Fifa. I'm always keen to have a bet on it though, i feel like a major victory is just around the corner. Maybe this is why i am nicknamed 'The Delusionist'. As i came last i've gotta go out and buy a fresh lobster for my flatmate. I protested against getting a live one and having to kill it in the kitchen. I am a savage when it comes to eating but only when the plate of dead is on a tray before me. The Fifa tournament results this time were..
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LE CHEEKY CHRISTMAS CUP

Another evening of shouting and crying with joypads in our hands. A much more enjoyable evening than last time. We gave each other nicknames (based on our gameplay) and even had a football/christmas pun game..wow! The nicknames, puns and results in full..

LOUIS WALSH'S MILK & EGG CUP

What do young single men do on Saturday nights? Look at us! This video does us no favours at all. Here we are, the least eligible bachelors in Bristol.

Video edited by S.Jensen & K.Slack
*WARNING! Contains fruity language*



Below are the results of the cup (with doodles from S.Jensen)..

MUNDANE MOMENTS (Look Both Ways Before Crossing)

Last night i..

* Stayed in. I have no beer money, i have no money full stop. Above is a photo of me trying to resist booze and fun. At least i'm not hungover today..just look at what i've achieved!

Over the last few weeks i..

* Saved a mechanics little dog by rescuing him from a busy road.

* Lost my chocolate bet. I ate a chocolate croissant by mistake. The £50 will be paid up at the end of the year, ok betting buddies?

* Did an interview for a Greek arts magazine. Bit wierd. I'll post it when it's out.

* Saw an old lady with a handbag that said 'JESUS IS THE LORD'.

* Nearly ran over a ferrit, badger, and a dead cat (on different occasions).

* Have been putting off finishing a MASSIVE housing benefit form.

* Have been napping alot in the evenings after supper.

Thanks to Happy Snappy Jensen for the photo..although i wasn't so thankful at the time.

2 HORSE RACE

It's the big one tomorrow! after a tip from the great man John McCririck on GMTV this morning, i've thrown a few quid on these ponies to win..

EGG DAY

Arrrgh! i want an egg! not allowed an egg. worst easter ever.

CHOC FREE '07

I've kept quiet about this so far, don't really know why? probably cos if i start thinking / talking / writing about the brown stuff i'll crack (btw i'm not talking bout my drug habit, that's nice and steady). i'm talking about chocolate..you know, ya Mars, ya Flake's, ya Bounty's, ya Lion bar's (ha! i'm getting paid for this PP). on january 1st i challenged myself to go without choc for the whole year. no problem! this mind is powerful, this will is strong, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. i tricked some suckers to a little bet on it and on january 1st 2008 i'll be £50 better off, which i plan to spend on a crazy drug fuelled trip to the Cadbury factory where i'll fulfill a long time dream..swimming with chocolate dolphins.