DO NOT TOUCH

Even though i had my brother and his girlfriend warning me of the awful dangers, i could'nt resist opening the letter that lay in the road which had 'DO NOT TOUCH' scrawled on it..

*eyes tightly closed, biting bottom lip, (shaking) hands slowly opening the letter* "noooooooooooooooooo!!!! ..oh, costs of speakers".

1 comments:

The Midnight Devil said...

Well, I hope that you've learnt a valuable lesson here. Opening envelopes of that nature only ever result in either:
a)disapointment, or
b)bombs

Maybe next time you'll get lucky.