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Showing posts with label Dream. Show all posts

291209 > 050110

If you see me anytime soon, ignore my funny walk, don't laugh, i don't have pant or ballbag problems. I'm really struggling with the 100 days of running. Running everyday for 36 days straight has caused my legs to give up a bit. I can still run but walking and even standing up is a problem. Looks like we're gonna be getting an exercise bike soon so i'm gonna run on that for a few days to protect my legs from the street pounding. It's been pretty tricky of late what with the ice on the street. I don't moan though. So many people be moaning these days, thought everyone wanted snow!? I've not really seen any snow recently, only on the news. I'm happy for the school kids, it's the best feeling in the world when school gets cancelled.

My Brother and i put together a little video trailer for the full blown 'Back From England' video the other day..well, it took a bit longer than a day to make. The editing was worked in around feeding times. At one point we were editing with roast beef and yorkshire puddings. You may have seen it? If not have a look. It's had over 200 views which is pretty good the band. The green screen kind of worked. We're not that good at making videos so it's gonna be a bit scrappy but then again i like scrappy. I like smart things, but generally for others. We were going for that Wizardora meets Magic Magic E meets QVC meets Jackson 5 kinda feel. It's a bit of a worry though, this full video we're doing now. We have 2 weeks to make it. We'll do it but we really don't want the stress and worry of a last minute job. I should really be doing OLO stuff now but i think i wanna get up to speed with everything else before i get started (i won't ignore you my lovely blog), but once i get started on the video i'll be like a machine! I've also got about 20 odd other things to do before our tour and on top of that i've gotta do an album cover for another band, and a load of other stuff i won't bother mentioning because i realise this is getting pretty boring now.

I made a half face pig mask thing for our tour. I LIKE IT!! I posted a green photo of it earlier if you wanna check it out. I wanna get a big green coat to wear too i think.

Went to Bristol again for a band practice. A bit up and down, more up though. 'Disney' our new song sounds really good. I'm really liking doing the lyrics for it. I'm throwing all kinds of crap in the mix, chatting about Poodles, Sharks, Ducks, and 'the old times'. Spent Saturday night watching TV. God it was depressing! ITV have an evening hat-trick of murderous shows..1. 'Take Me Out' 2. 'All Star Mr & Mrs' 3. 'anything...with Piers Morgan'. I think it was the worst TV i've ever seen..not even in a funny way. BBC2 & Elvis saved the day late on. Bring back the flying X! Dig up Elvis for Saturday night with the King!

Receiving good, promising news on an almost daily basis now, yet to see the results of the good threats but i'll let you know if anything happens. EXCITING!

Had a weird nights sleep where i thought i was dying. Then i dreamt i was in a horror action film. there were non stop killings and things blowing up. My mate was in a newspaper as a 'one to watch' for a made-up Caribbean island football/song-writing team in the build up to the world cup.

The expiry date on my muscle rub is 1997! HOT! Its all about the baths and the rub downs now.

I started listening to daytime Radio 1 again. We'll see how long that lasts.

Baths and books - 2 new things for James in 2010...wooooah!! hold the front page!!! At the moment im reading 'Renegade - The lives and tales of Mark E Smith'. Its been a good laugh before bed the last few nights.

Celeb Big Brother has started. I'm loving Steven Baldwin's weirdness. He's gonna flip soon i can tell. I reckon this year will be full of drama.

My lists sorted and stuck up on wall. Getting seriously organised for the next 2 weeks of stress! It should be fun making videos, art, music, etc...it never is..but whats the point in doing anything else? What are u gonna leave behind?

131209 > 281209

Dreamt about a little old lady who was really slowly painting the white lines on a tiny football pitch. i offered to help and ended up doing the whole pitch, but doing it much much worse than her. Spent time in my old home town Hertford..sitting in cafe's, drinking tea, writing notes. JEWELLERY & DELIVERY. 'Loose Women' just aint what it used to be, watched 5 mins then had to stop. It's dangerous having mince pies in the house. I'm well chuffed with the words ive come up with for our song 'Disney'. i feel it could be the 1st track on the album. "do ya OWLS! DO YER OWLS!!". I'm wearing a ginger ponytail..my mum just clipped it on me and told me to wear it for a gig. Shattered!..longest toughest run yet..ran from Hertford > Ware & back (bout 5k), been told my Nike+ might be set wrong so im better than i thought! The Silver Columns website i designed gets called 'scrummy' by D.I.S. Watched CHRIS DE BURGH on BBC News, exciting!! NEWS ALERT! ...this just in...i can confirm - it IS SNOWING here in Buntingford! In the bath i combed all my leg hair to 1 side so my leg looked like a tree trunk..as i lied there i thought to myself...i must blog this. I can hear my Nan & Grandad talking about my T-shirts i designed. "its a worm Bryan!!". Found booze in loft, taking it to London with me! Listening to AC's 'Sung Tongs' with the snow swirling around outside my window..rather nice! Soooo tiiiired...at Pineaaple Cottage cos SOMEONE forgot about me. Just ate massive plate of leftover chips & a toffee apple bakewell. Ran round 'the downs'..saw a fox and a strange man in a car. Spoke to Radio man Huw Stephens...hmmm..... i went on a bit of a space trip. CHRISTMAS!!!! ...nightmare shopping here we go!! R Toys Us? Xmas shopping over thank u...toooo many crazy people in Bristol today...forced myself out for run no.19, only managed 5mins, my legs kill! Whaaa!!?? why the hell have Man City sacked Mark Hughes!!???? My dream last night was waaaay toooo strange for words. TV TV TTTVTVTV TV u gotta be on TV to count..(when your down)..i wanna SEESMILE! Dreamt about going back to work at the cinema and started kicking off at all the managers, then Beyonce calmed me down. *  ❄     * ❄      *       *      ❄ .     *  ❄    * .  ❄    ❄        *        ❄
Green paint?..check! green screen?...check! camera?...check! rucksacks?...check!! shorts?...who's got the shorts!!?? I'll be Steven Spielberg, you can be John Candy, you can be Steven Seagul, and you can be.......Dustin Hoffman. Video shoot done! All that's needs to be done now is, well all the background & erm, most of the foreground. Oh & to bring dinosaurs to life. Wow. RATM won it! im not bothered really, but quite funny how the ballad has been beaten..can we all try and get the E.T theme to no.1 next year please? I dreamt i was alive for my own funeral..it was a funny one, there were large paper monster sculptures & the mayor pronounced my name wrong..I was also in Waitrose having rolled a big black binbag full of stuff down a hill and into the store knocking over their stock...when i went to the till to pay for the ketchup and things i had knocked over i noticed Kevin Eldon was working there! Had some good cockney christmas banter with the fruit & veg men..i've got serious hat hair going on now. "Vinyl has arrived! looks great!" - Pictish. woooooo!!!..Just seen a photo of our record sleeve..looks well good! ahh want it here now. The old folks have got the Christmas songs on full blast downstairs while they put up more Christmas stuff. Running outside in the snow at night to sunny african music is MASSIVE FUN!! Watched Victoria Wood, recording Gremlins. The total spending for our new video came to £65. JH & MH are now on £1.75 an hour to animate and edit it. Listened to last ever SHH on 5 live..very sad. My big job of the day (that ive been ordered to do) > shoveling snow off our drive. its like in the mooooovies!! It's like we are preparing for a war in this house..masses & masses of food&drink in. Crocodileyears is home safe..i am no longer the favourite son, ha! This dubbed 'Pinocchio' film on bbc2 is sooo annoying. Its no tantrum or sulk..i got accused of THINKING about bossing Mark about..which i was'nt even thinking about!! wha!? I got told i cant enter our house til 1pm on christmas day!!?? what am i gonna do?? Planning the xmas TV and 'THE xmas club sandwich'..old folk are peeling spuds..we have 10 roast potatoes each! wooo! enjoying my 1st xmas drink, a little whiskey & coke. feeling very jolly, yes! i said JOLLY!!! listening to my 2nd fave album of the year..bloody brilliant! i think i might be drunk just after 1 small glass of whiskey and coke. bah. wrapping xmas presents drunk ist uber fun! RIGHT! ALL DONE! now off to the 3rd RAMARAMA!! Hertford Town Rules OK!! See you on Christmas Day. PEACE OUT! x Ramarama was a success again. i should be made an MBE for my services to christmas drinking. great to see all Hertford peoples. YES!! new socks! best feeling in the world! i got 3 (three!!) choc oranges! thanks @pouss your presents were brilliantly random and strange. im wearing the mask and apron. my nan loves her Subo and Take That cds. talk turns to Peter Ruffles and his dirty washing. we ALWAYS talk about him every xmas. gonna watch the Peter Ruffles DVD later. the dvd was soo funny i cried and had to leave the room. i'll put together a best of video in 2010 - something to look forward to. Peter Ruffles is a Hertford legend. "during the war the only thing we had to eat was whale meat". chocolate ornage. can't......carry...........on.......................must .......................*fart*................help!....................me........ Hankins family do over, another club sandwich. TV and choc ornage no.2 now. i wanna go to house parties on NYE. off out into Hertford town to meet up with the birthday boys Neil & Alex and their gang of groupies. @crocodileyears > @SlowClubRebecca Homegame will be the 'Out takes' or like Hollyoaks, the 'Too hot for TV' @heinzjunkins. drunk, onrage squash now, just had my 3rd (and last) turkey club of the season. gonna get back on the choc n roll. everyone can relax now.. Joe McElderry is no.1 and im back from the pub (in fairly good nick). i feel really sick. BUCKET & BED. soooo much to do! where do i start!?? ive got a massive new 2010 planner in front of me and im really worried bout days left til the tour. OLO EPK pack received.

021209 > 041209

Dreamt we sped up 1 of our new songs while we watched the world cup on a bed...that's for worms. 'Honey Oats & More' is my favourite cereal at the moment. I have decided because i love my new nipple plaster pot sooo much im gonna take it on next years OLO tour. Might give out nipples to fans. God, Mark Lawrenson looked awful on the football highlights, he looked like he'd just been dragged out of bed. Been wearing a pink t-shirt and bad stubble, i am a bum too. Solange Knowles is my new favourite celebrity, you really need to hear her amazing Dirty Projectors cover (below). I've lost 2 lbs in 2 days. After a tip from Twocsinak i'm gonna rent out the film 'David Holzman's Diary' pronto! He's says it's like my life.

We confirmed the 1st Carrie Vanilow gig! Sat Feb 13th. Keep that date free or i'll be your date the following day! THAT'S A THREAT!! I'll post up more details in 2010.

Ate tasty club sandwiches at a fancy restaurant with my Dad, Grandad & Aunt, had a lovely time. Laughed at today's Daily Express (front page!!!?) headline - 'CHRISTMAS TV IS 600 HOURS OF REPEATS'..the outrage!!!!!!! Been cooking sausages whilst juggling the running. "Hello, is that Don Luis Lopez?". Steve Mason and i twittered about hoovers.

Gorlkeepers (OLO side project feat. ML & GJ) are playing @ The Lanes (bowling alley) Bristol - Sat Dec 12th (about 6/7ish?).

This has been the best year for music since 1999 or 2003 in my opinion. Very much enjoyed John Lydon on Culture Show, i could listen to him talk forever. Tuned in for one of the last ever 'Special Half Hour's, it was an honour and privilege Richard - i will miss SHH sooo much! Watched 'Jeremy Kyle Confronts Knife Crime' in which Jeremy Kyle confronted a few naughty teenagers, acted all tough then and got a bit scared and ran off. Cleaned the house drains, GLAMOUR! Got sent a 3D xmas card from Japan! Genki hey!!

Sat down to watch the World Cup draw..well i thought i was, i turned on the TV and Jasper Carrott was doing the world cup draw!!!??...oooops! wrong channel, its 'Golden Balls'. 'Golden Balls' is soo confusing!?? whats going on!? STOP TALKING!! Back to the real draw..Charlize Theron!? Acting all funny. What was she doing? Was it dumb or fake dumb? GET IT ON WITH IT!!! Why the hell didn't they get Paul Gambaccini to commentate on it!!!? It would be sooo much more fun. Shame Alan wasn't in charge of the draw too. Good draw for us English failures, let's get carried away all over again!

To bleed or not to bleed, that is the 3mm design question..OLO design work probelms. Got an amazing offer! Something i've always wanted to do. I Won't say anything unless i jinx it. Felt a bit glum that i missed last night's Ariel Pink, SJ Esau, Bass Clef gig AND Jamie's karaoke party. Listened back to recordings of last weeks OLO session and the new song 'Disney' - its DARK and gives me the creeps. LOVE it.

Scraps
I love Robin Cooper. here is new stuff.
Robin Cooper/Robert Popper is my hero again.
Animal Collective curated/guest-edited the new issue of Fader.
Ghetto interview (on the great Dont Watch That/Tim & Barry).
I like these pics.
Possibly the best tweet ever! Mr Tim Westwood!
Nice idea.
1 of the best albums of the year that NO ONE is talking about / has included in a list.
Solange Knowles - 'Stillness Is The Move'.
King Midas Sound interview.
The Aliens recording.
New Animal Collective film details.
Neon Indian live session.
King Creosote talks about his 2009 and innovative forthcoming album plans.

Soundtrack
Dam-Funk - 'Toeachizown'
Radio Spiritworld (Inter-dimensional) & other Robert Popper podcasts.
The Kinks - 'Are the Village Green Preservation Society'
Vitalic - 'Flashmob'
Aidan Moffat & The Best Ofs - 'How To Get To Heaven From Scotland'

011209

Day 1 of 100 today! (More on that later). I dreamt i was on a beach with mates and The Fall started playing, Mark E Smith got me to read aloud to the crowd. Had to help write a new band biog which was quite painful. It's hard work trying to sound positive you see. Too much dust on my desk! I will have to address this problem one day soon..i'll just make a note of that - CLEAN & DUST DESK. The Fence Homegame Festival tickets went on sale today, i think everyone got their tickets. I'm getting a free one, raahhh!! I'm looking forward to AND dreading doing my annual BEANSONBREAD AWARDS. I have them in my head, if only it was a simple case of plugging my head in to blogger. Nipple plasters ON! (more on that later). I have a 'nipple pot' now. its where i'll be keeping my sweaty used nipple plasters (more on this later, suspense!). Am i a muppet? Am i really a Jim Henson muppet? I thought about this for a while and decided probably not, although it would explain alot if i was. I done 5,000 tweets, gimme a medal!! PUMP SPORTS are sponsoring me. I turned down Nike, Adidas, Reebok, etc. I wanted to keep it real (more on this..blah blah later). Watched a bit of Delia's Christmas on TV, im gonna make sausage rolls this year i've decided. 'Miranda'..is there a worse show on TV?? Left the old folk downstairs chuckling. How have i managed to watch 3 episodes if i hate soo much? I posted this on twitter and was instantly attacked by 7 different people. It was a little scary. I even got told that - i am Miranda!? Turns out her biggest fan is the pop star the the The Pictish Trail! (who also started his 100 days today, see link below). Here are the tweets from Miranda's army on fans after i tweeted about how much i disliked it..

pictishtrail
@HeinzJunkins What the BLAZES are you on? Miranda is the best show on telly right now. You've obviously been missing all the best bits.

pictishtrail
@HeinzJunkins Did you see the bit the other week where she threatened to shit all over the gymnasiums towels? SHE IS GENIUS. end of.

pictishtrail
@HeinzJunkins When she looks at the camera - THAT'S HILARIOUS!! Did you see the bit where she drew a massive cock?!

crocodileyears
@HeinzJunkins you want to date Miranda! I quite like it actually. Except 4 the dancing and waving at the end. She reminds me of u a bit.Ha!

pouss
@HeinzJunkins what u don't know is that YOU ARE Miranda.......

rob_sell
@heinzjunkins JAMES i like 'Miranda'. guilty pleasure. it's stupid. good stupid.

boycalledwonder
@HeinzJunkins Miranda is the best new comedy in ages, dude. You're so not with it, dude.

rob_sell
@heinzjunkins http://miniurl.org/Gd3 give this the 60second test.first 45secs get a solid 3 laughs out of me. her face! the teapot! #miranda

pouss
@HeinzJunkins so u have started a war of harsh words against #Miranda you will lose.

bobbystips
@HeinzJunkins keep your mouth shut, but just remember that you are actually right

crocodileyears
@HeinzJunkins #miranda is a topic! It's trending already! Get with the programme grandad!! Ha.

j0annepsi
@HeinzJunkins Not normally my style of humour but it's so tongue in cheek. It's what I call...hilarious!

j0annepsi
@HeinzJunkins Miranda is hilarious!

crocodileyears
@HeinzJunkins Are you saying that you don't laugh when she looks at the camera all funny?! You're dead inside.

crocodileyears
@HeinzJunkins keep it shut, then look at the camera all funny and you'll get a laugh. #miranda get with it gramps!!

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Wu-Tang Clan on the radio in 1997, funny stuff.
Jedward to play at Glastonbury?! That would be AMAZING!
Brilliant new Flaming Lips video!
OLO Worms are listed on the front cover of the new Drunken Werewolf mag.
The Pictish Trail's 100 days.
WOOOOOAH! New Slow Club xmas EP sounding great!

Soundtrack
The Invisible - 'The Invisible'
The Unthanks - 'Here's The Tender Coming' - wow, really great!
St.Vincent - 'Actor' - finally getting into this and enjoying it.
Jon Hopkins - 'Insides'
Monsters Of Folk - 'Monsters Of Folk' - meh, a bit meh! i love Jim James, shame.
Metronomy - 'Nights Out'

221109

Today felt like Christmas day.

Loads of stuff from last night's dream came true today (including bloody badger guts all over my legs). I seriously believe i can see into the future through my dreams. Can't do Lotto though. Went to an 80 year old's birthday party. I ate 3 puddings and cheese and biscuits, i am now soo fat i have no neck. "Two!! two!! three!! one!! two!!" Ahh i only needed two more barley to win. We played a odd game called 'Pit' that i've never come across before. Basically it's just loads of people shouting numbers at each other and it's LOADS OF FUN! "THREE!! FOUR! ONE!!! PIT!!!"

Soundtrack
Collings & Herrin podcast 91.
Aphex Twin - 'Selected Ambient Works Vol II'

201109

I dreamt that i played horror film soundtracks in a supermarket on my old battered, out of tune guitar...and they sounded amazing!! Had my nan on the phone in the morning hinting heavily that she'd like the Susan Boyle album for xmas. "Only £8 from Amazon. Amazon is it? Did u see the Albert Hall on TV last night James? They were all there...Lily Allen, Shirley Bassey, Dizzee Rascals!". Another day, another load of blood boiling stress and anger on Google Wave. Pictish Trail just calmed me down. Its nice to talk to a real human after Google Wave. My Tippex skillz are off the hook!! Loads of Tippexing and blowing of Tippex, this is the reason why i have a blog..to tell you about 'the Friday i used Tippex'. Remember Tippex mouse!?? HA! Went out for dinner at the wine bar in the high street. I'd been in joggers all week, i tried to put jeans on, could'nt. The jeans are getting smaller, i CANT be getting fatter. This was gonna be the first time i'd been outside in 3 days. I brushed my teeth, sprayed some deoderant, shaved and headed out on 'the pull'!..with my Mum. "She's nice James!" "Awww...Mom! Stop!". Ate food, drank beer and had a nice time til my Brother hung up on me in a strop. Strangely enough, this time i didn't actually say ANYTHING wrong. Weird one that boy.

Soundtrack
Beach Boys - 'Wild Honey' & 'Smiley Smile'
Girls - 'Album'
Phoenix - 'Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix'
Zomby - 'Where Were U In '92?
The Beatles - 'White Album'

191109

Zac Efron is made completely out of clay and melted down chess pieces..FACT! I'm sick of everyone going on about his chess face. I painted a swamp, not every day you do that is it? The previous night i dreamt Eminem died and i slept in his bed. Downloaded the new Animal Collective EP which is AWESOME! 'What Would I Want Sky' might just sneak in my top songs of the year (yes i'm thinking of my lists already). In fact i had a really great day of colourful music! (see list below). I even managed to listen to two albums called 'Gorilla' well, slightly different spellings. Who likes their record covers messy? Ours will be! Just spent the day cutting and glueing and moving things on photoshop. Used every flag in the world, i could'nt let any country down..although there is no English flag. Went a little mad and forgot to eat dinner.

Scraps

Drunken Werewolf magazine tweet about OLO Worms.

Soundtrack
Salem - mix
Animal Collective - 'Fall Be Kind'
The Slits - 'Cut'
SFA - 'Guerilla'
Prince - 'Purple Rain'
Hot Chip - 'Coming On Strong'
M.I.A. - 'Arular'
The Bonzo Doo Dah Dog Band - 'Gorilla'
Francois & The Atlas Mountains - 'Plaine Inondable'
Why? - 'Elephant Eyelash'

DREAM (Of Andy Townsend / End Of The World?)

Last Thursday i dreamt that Mexico beat Ireland 6-4 in the World Cup. I was on the pitch during the match waiting to catch a flight. Andy Townsend lead a comeback when Ireland were 6-1 down. I also dreamt it was the last day of something, maybe the world!? People were saying their goodbyes at the fair. They faked it & just played the sound of a rocket taking off at the end and told us to go.

121009

> RT @hungdini TAROT SPORT OUT TODAY.
> spent y'day wondering round Bristol in the rain (as i have no home). Went to my old cinema (i still get free tickets, sssshh..)
> in Cabot Circus (Bristol) they have a N Dubs hologram stage thingy. it is (predictably) AWFUL!! put me off my sweetchilli chicken sandwich.
> actually was quite shocked when i saw Stephen Gately had died on the news. its sad but loads of nice normal people die everyday, so..erm yeah. i dont find that fact SG died funny but the news report was amusing. the Boyzone fans interviewed cracked me up! 'The Professor of Pop' Paul Gambaccini OF COURSE was all over it like a rash. on GMTV today as well. Paul Gambaccini only comes out to play when someone dies or there's a top 100 list. FACT! RT @j0annepsi GAMBO on Gately > "He's a performer with the word 'boy' in his professional title and boys aren't supposed to die."
> missed Louis on XFactor last night. Kandy Rain! ha! they made me laugh. ive got more stage presence than them! the blonde 1 is a ghost.
> dreamt Pierre the cat (RIP) was eating my hair last night. my brother thinks it was his ghost and not a dream. also dreamt about football hooligans & BNP gangs. they were flying stolen helicoptors. there was lots of detail that i wont bore u with.
> lazy morning hanging out at Pineapple Cottage. gonna make a ham sandwich now (no pinepple though). ham & pineapple, eeergh! why!!?
> ive only had the F Buttons album for a few days but already its stormed into my top 5 of the year! a MASTERPIECE!
> right, off again to catch ANOTHER coach. going back to Bunto! this month ive had more coach journeys than hot dinners!
> back in Bunto, i've come back to a new dressing gown laid out on my bed. WHY DO I NEED TO GROW UP!!? WHY!!?
> had an amazing idea walking to catch a coach. i might just do it.
> 'Life' was a bit good wasn't it!? it looks like they had animated some of the creatures.

091009 > 111009


> Matthew Wright has gotta be the most annoying smug man in the world. he makes my skin crawl.
> i dreamt someone i used to work with threw a load of 3D glasses off a cliff top & told me not to tell any1. Holly Willerby saw him do it.
> RUN No.3 - DONE! only 17 mins today (will try & go again later). a woman gave me a dirty look. F*** Buttons again on the pod.
> FGRC pre-run workout > 30 sit ups / 20 press ups / 50 secs feet up
> Artie Bryd told me EAT after exercise as the body carries on burning calories. is this true? or it made up (like he is)?
> i'm having TOAD IN THE HOLE tonight, i am OVER THE MOON.
> practicing my 'chat' for tomorrow's recording of 'The Elastic Waste Band'.
> everything on hold..AC NEWS!
> i'm just TOO MUCH!!! i get scared/excited when going through my workings.
> got forced into scrubbing spuds.
> i love James Murphy (DFA/LCD)
> OH JEEEZ! going through about 2 years worth of OLO sessions...we have enough material for bout 3 albums! lets go!!
> PT: "pps. maybe we should have a video camera conference call. and all wear suits."
> fruit n fibre then 4hrs of travel.
> @ The Crystal Maze , 'waist band' loop is driving everyone insane. trying to lay down the drums in time. started the stellas.

STEREO..

* F*** Buttons 'Taror Sport'
* Panda Bear 'Person Pitch'
* THE FALL!!!!!!!!!!
* Clipse 'Hell Hath No Fury' - oooooh yeeeeeah!!
* Dirty Projectors 'Bitte Orca'

071009 > 081009


> @cocknbullkid cos its brilliant!! and we all want danger (but we dont actually want to be involved)
> My dream did my head in! i was moving to Liverpool then to Bristol then back here. kept having to book vans and then changing my mind.
> designing a new website for a secret silver band.
> @lauramalarkey LOUIS WALSH IS GAY!!?
> ARTIE BYRD has just touched down from the U-S of A! > "Heeey Artie!!" > "shut it fatty!! get down & gimme 20". preppin' for my 1st FAT GIRLS RUNNING CLUB run of the season! getting the ipod in order & doing some sit ups, press ups, streaches, etc.
> like everyone else in the world, james would like to go to the Pavement ATP. money though, u get me!? there may be a way to do it!
> FAT GIRLS RUNNING CLUB has begun!
> RUN No.1 - done! just 20mins. got splashed by an evil car. i feel grrreat!! Artie Byrd is happy and confident i can build a beautiful body.
> whiskey & coke & SILVER COLUMNS!
> spent most of the night drinking vodka & chatting bout ladies issues with my mum and her friend.i'm a pretty flower,hold me under your chin.
> @SlowClubRebecca I always find that results in GREAT STAGE BANTER (that never ends!!!)
> get this!!!....RUNNING IS FREE!! enjoy it. ha!
> YONI WOLF is my GOD!!
> this made me smile
> its beautiful & sunny here in little ol' Buntingford.
> Artie Byrd just made me a bowl of Special K!!
> real LOL for some of these.
> cutting up letters to spell SILVER COLUMNS.
> turning a spaceship into a pencil drawn willy.
> RUN No.2 - DONE! ran in a pitch black park to the new F Buttons album..& was 1 of the best things ever! Artie timed me @ 24mins.
> pleased with my SILVER COLUMNS design work. you'll be able to see soon.
> just made a horrible picture that ive called 'space boys 2'. its baaad cheap sci-fi.
> just been given a brown hairy ball thing to wear at our next gig. if thats not a reason to come to the gig..i dont know what is!?

STEREO..

* The Horrors 'Primary Colours'
* Gregory Isaacs 'Hot Stepper'
* Burial 'Untrue' - looooong vodkas
* The Zombies 'Odessey and Oracle' - PERFECTION!
* F*** Buttons 'Tarot Sport' - WOW!
* Hyperdub '5' comp
* Why? 'Elephant Eyelash'
* Dizzee Rascal 'Tongue 'N Cheek' - i take it all back!! i should'nt have slagged off the new stuff til i heard the whole album. its soo deliberately garish. all the best stuff on there has'nt been released yet. some LOL lyrics. 'Freaky Freaky' is ace! hats off, he's luring everyone in. i get it now. i still want him to get angry and scare people again though.

290909

> REHAB DAY 1 - Up at 8am, OJ, heavy lifting.
> had awful nightmares last night involving family and friends.also dreamt i went properly insane & got tested by sciencists.
> nooooo!! i left my running shoes in Bristol. i'll have to bring them back at the weekend. oh, i could go running on the downs this w'end!
> "Helloooooo Artie Byrd!" just got off the phone to AB, he's flying in from the states next week.he told me to make a start without him.
> ha! just found a fleece in a cupboard thats the size of circus tent.its soo warm. who's is it? could have been mine when i was really fat?
> i forgot about next doors COCKEREL!! 6am every morning! im gonna record it and turn into a bangin' club tune!
> BOOT CAMP - Day 1 - 1st weigh in - 13st 3lbs - oh jesus!!! thats the worst ive been for a long time. C'MON FATTY! let's do this!!
> my 'small pockage' from Japan just arrived.really great little sketch book style book,a weird (sad looking man) toy, & bird chocs. thks meg!
> a review of sat night's Invada Invasion.
> all boring painful stuff DONE. rang job centre, housing benefit, old landlord. please let me win this time. and now the exciting job of opening up all the boxes i packed the other day and re-ordering them.i got my own loft space!its MASSIVE! woo!
> this loft is amazing! its gonna re-vamp my life!! im finally properly sorting out all my crap into little bite sized boxes. EXCITING! ha!
* Beck 'Sea Change'
> a box JUST for ticket stubs!
* Fence Collective 'Let's Get This Ship On The Road'
> had to watch Gok Wan's 'how to look naked'. oh jeez, i feel qeezy! only caught 2mins.
> i'm fixing a hole.
> sitting down for dinner at a table is sooo strange to me. ive been a TV/tray/lap man for too long. i really enjoy the 4 legs!
> Charlie Brooker on the new Microsoft adverts.
> loving WASHED OUT.
> I'm gonna be a GOK-ETTE! i wanna see myself naked on TV.
> tonight's DVD choice, either > The Jerk, Analyze This, Trading Places, Of Time & The City or Total Recall. have a guess!

210909 > 220909

> ahh just remembered my dream! i went to Anstruther (Scotland) to go on a walking trip with James Yorkston & my brother.
* Slow Club 'Yeah So'
> @yocleary thanks. i'm enjoying it. when i listen to them talk, im not really listening, im thinking about what score i will give them.
> @rob_sell nah, it'll be my decision. am i Davina then? i LOVE THE POWER!!
> IMPROV.
> my flatmate @jamesnation bought Beatles rockband today & opened it in a excited hurry with a big knife only to find no game inside. oh.
> i have started to feel guilty about saying stuff bout the potential flatmates.hey if u read this i was only kidding,u all were really nice.
> ahh the new Curb was as brilliant as ever! and a new Funkhouser!
> Sugababes are NOTHING without Keisha! they cant carry on surely?
> RT @DAVID_LYNCH I'm wearing a hat.
> oh no. just had a visit from the electricity man. we are i BIG trouble.
> someone put a creme egg in my bed last night!?? it was either @jamesnation or @garethljones ? why? thanks, but why?
> BIG MONEY offer on my table. in talks.
> MASSIVE toasted cheese & salami baguette coming up! "oh can i have a side order of potato salad & cous cous please?" > sure thing!
> i LOVE 'The Inbetweeners' - just watched the one with the football friend.. friend ...friend.
> i started filming/recording for the Speill Berg album yesterday.
> before xmas i'm gonna run from Buntingford to Bengeo!that's just 1 of my many new goals in life.i dont expect anyone else to care bout this.
* Eric Copeland 'Alien In A Garbage Dump' - this is what i want my SB album to sound like!
* Happy Mondays 'Bummed'
> 'Live From Sudio Five' is the worst programme. Ian Wright & Melinda Messenger putting the world to rights.
> Beatles Rockband in the house!! @jamesnation is acting like a hyper kid on xmas day. i shouted at him to CALM DOWN DEAR! i've left them doing 'i wanna hold your hand'. im terrible at the game of course. slow drumming is quite fun when u get it right.
> sick of The Beatles!
* Daniel Johnston 'Hi, How Are You'

050909 > 070909

> back in Herts! got a few hours til me ma's party kicks off! they have asked everyone coming to pick 2 songs, the tracklist is MENTAL!!
> OLO Worms will be playing at Oxjam festival (Bristol) in Oct. We dont like to mention our charity work normally of course.
> Fools Gold. i'm gonna make as much quality art next month as i am broken promises. I'm a backpacker.
> my family are criticizing my party & curry signs. whats wrong with wonky writing or a crazy looking bird with sideburns!??
> hate having to eat in front of people,guess what ive just had to do!?and i didnt have a tray. grrreat chilli though.gonna eat all night long.
> my mum's put more sausages in the oven! midnight feast! music is all over the shop, now its 'fire starter'!??
> dreamt i was going out with La Roux. we were on the seaside talking about future project while a seagull, dog & my g'dad had a fight.
> gammon in the garden. sunshine and chat with Grandparents. My Grandad is trying to remember the name of a Mel Gibson film. ITS SUNDAY!! eating mini crunchie bars with the family. my mum's trying to set me up with various girls she knows, MASSIVE CRINGE.
> off back to Bristol now. i'll be back at Camp Keith's Boot Camp again soon...very soon.
> OLO soda, coming soon.
> i once was a dancing deckchair.
> 2 phones calls later and i'm closer to a change of direction.
> this time last week i was running to be sick!
> gonna quit the movie business today!
> @PopularRebecca - i dreamt i was on BigBrother last night but escaped onto the streets were i pointed the diary room camera at u & charles.
> i'm leaving Bristol in order to bounce back better! ive spent nearly 10 years in Bristol! im running home to me Ma's like a big baby cos i'm useless. i'll be back every few weeks for OLO stuff and going out. saving$. I'm gonna paint and run everyday and be happy!
> thought someone said their friend was having a heart attack at work, turns out she just needed a glass of water and a sit down.
> saw a trailer for 'Avatar', what a load of nonsense. i really hope it's bad to shut up all the hype.
> kinda got insulted about my weight at work by the crazy chiliean woman. this is the 3rd time! she's soo brutal.
> a french man told me tonight that when he saw the 'District 9' trailer he thought of me and saw gonna see it.weird that i was too on sameday.
> Speill Berg 'OCD i Rector' - gonna start work on this on Oct 1st. everything will be recorded on digital cameras. no mics.

150809

> AMAZING DREAM, AMAZING DREAM!!! wanna go back.
> FOOT (and yes its back!) BALL!
> millions n millions of jobs need ticking off my list.
> SORTING MUSIC. gonna take ages. deleting / adding playlists. Getting stuff together for Green Man.
* Happy Mondays 'Pills, Thrills & Bellyaches' / Wu-Tang Clan 'The W' / Talking Heads 'Speaking In Tongues'
> BB10 - Freddie's tips for 'picking up girls' made my skin crawl. his eviction was fun, like a good ol style eviction from past BB glory days. LOVED seeing John McCrirrick on BB again. i think he's the funniest man in the world! seriously. i'd like to marry him.
> had to empty old tissues and wrappers from my tent. i hav'nt cleaned it since Green Man last year.
> Im pissing every 30mins cos of the vast amount of water i'm drinking to flush my body before the 2 weeks of drinking thats coming up. LOGIC!
> I wish i was retired so i could work on my 'Albums of the Decade' list that has to be done by Dec 1st (my imposed deadline).
> wooooah steady Sparky!
> oh look! my Brother is on twitter.

300709

> dreamt about George Michael & Michael Jackson recording new disco songs together for a new 'Dirty Dancing' type film.
> came home after a hard day at work to find 2 flies eating a dead slug on my doorstep.
> Sommerfield - today's Zac Hussian mood = puzzled confusion.
> things to do 2nite - eat pizza, eat kitkat chunky, upload gig mp3, design dvd cover, post up OLO tour & poster, watch 3 BigBro episodes.
> ahh cool! i reallt like The Very Best new upcoming album cover.
> i'm STILL wet from this morning's downpour. ALL DAY stood around wet & sappy & drippy. after gettin a right royal soaking this morning on way to work i was left completely soaked. i have holes in my shoes. yeah. so i stopped by a sport shop & bought 5 pairs of fat umbro socks for £3! the 1st pair got wet. i then doubled up.i have worn 4 pairs today! i felt like P Diddy in that sport shop.i always remember him on 'Cribs' saying he NEVER wears the same pair of socks twice,freshsocks=HEAVEN.
> i ate a 'rocky road' cake thing from Greegs..it was AWESOME!!
> Found a little black button in the cinema which from now on i have decided shall be my lucky button. actually!..erm..where is it? hold on.
> i laughed at an old lady asking her grandson about all the love connections in Harry Potter after the film had ended."So who likes Harry!?"
> @PopularVagina does anyone call the band S Club 2 ? Its quite obvious i guess....and very un-funny.
> wow! someone actually thinks im alright SHOCKER!
* Antony & The Johnsons 'The Crying Light' - god this albums good! only just getting into it properly this week.
> taking off my 5th pair of socks for today to go to bed barefoot. goodnight umbro!

290709

> dream 1 - i had to seat a noisy Maggie Thatcher at a cinema.i watched in shock as she began to deal ecstasy and then down a few pills herself! dream 2 - i was on a ghost train ride.my mum & i opened a swimming pool & charged £9 for a midnight swim. after we went charity shop shopping. dream 3 - was at an almost empty Wild Beasts gig where the few peeps there filled the venue with brooms and stood around the venue edges. dream 4 - went shopping in toys r us and bumped into old friends. i then played with comedy oven gloves and thumb wars toys.
> continuing with the tour poster. MUST finish today!!
* Of Montreal 'Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?'
> pen detail is hurting my hand. nearly done the poster. i'm giving myself a 6pm deadline. it'll be up soooooon.
> i have a ginger nut to go with my tea! (thank u natalie! x). back to the poster.
* Pivot 'O Soundtrack My Heart'
* Late Of The Pier 'Fantasy Black Channel'
> OLO session..wow!! 'Neutral Zones' has taken off (like a swarm of wasps) and is now a 8min epic!! its BIG!! (does actually include wasps). OLO meeting over. sooo many things needed sorting out. my jobs are all visual.
> whaaaaat!!!? they've put Noirin's ex-boyfriend in the house!! oh jesus H!!
> poster DONE!! at last!
* The Pictish Trail 'Secret Soundz' / Antony & The Johnsons 'The Crying Light' / Bon Iver 'For Emma, Forever Ago'

280709

> this morning's random song i woke up with in my head...The Beatles 'Dear Prudence'.
> CRAZY dreams last night. millions of them! i was in lots n lots of films and TV shows.
> watched 11mins of 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' then 12mins of 'Run's House'. i've got 12hours left today.
> does anyone take berocca for hangovers? how good is it?
> haircut tonight, what shall i have done? toad in the hole tonight, what fun!!
> BOX FRESH!!
> ULTRA PLEASED with my new worm t-shirts ive just had printed!!! my Breaded Goods (c) shop will be up later in the week.
* The Flaming Lips 'Clouds Taste Metallic'
* Aidan Moffat 'How To Get To Heaven From Scotland'
* Culture Club 'Colour By Numbers'
> waiting to hear from Warp! about something..connected to OLO Radio.
> i have the same haircut i had when i was 14. no fair, i'm having to wash behind my ears now.
> AMAZING meal tonight at my Brother's/his girlfriends house. TOAD IN A HOLE!
> u can now buy (my drawn) cocknbullkid EP.
> CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS FILM!!
> going to bed early in order to wake up early (like u used to on xmas day).

240709

> oh no. i cant get my tshirts today, no one's there. i'm gonna go have a poo instead. i'm hot.
> heeeeey!! i got a thank you ('for inspiration and support') credit on the new Freeze Puppy album! i'm listed a few lines down from the Field Music Brothers. as i've said before, its an amazing album.
> would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall the moment Jermaine Jackson decided to call his son Jermajesty Jackson.i never tire of that.
> going to the shop to get chicken breast and booze!
> eerrrrgh! raw chicken gunk all on my crotch! nearly a major accident with the chopping board, i saved the chicken but stained my shorts.
> dream last night involved me directing a film in a field. there was an old lady flying a helicopter, she kept mucking up the shoot.
> been thinking in German today after my dream last night. had a great idea for a video. i need a German now!
> this beer is not going down well after massive curry. too much STUFF in me! off out to see a mates band first gig.
> This is maybe my favourite website ever!!
> James Hankins has left..the ROCK ARENA.
> My mate's band THE UPHILLS were v good (bias) the next band were probably the worst thing i've ever seen. BNP music. There were a MASSIVE gang of nutters,physcos,thugs,BNP zombies hanging around. It were proper scary gettin a drink.dont look them in the eye. some random girl knew my name and laughed, it creeped me out. she had a banana skin in her hand & wouldnt tell me how she knew me.
> gonna have a celebrity style work-out / get fit DVD out for christmas. serious!!
> i've been asked to be interviewed by German TV!
* Wild Beasts 'Two Dancers' - a(nother) masterpiece. now OFFICIALLY a masterpiece in my books. somethings spooky underneath.
> gonna lose weight for the tour cos i aint gonna be fatty with mic dribbling carbs.

220709

> dreamt i was hanging around a church then i started climbing down from the church which was on a v steep hill. i went on an adventure which included swimming in a swamp full of piranhas who were trying to bite me.
> @somagallery BB2. i see her in Cabot Circus quite a bit. i wanna speak to her.
> just listed 10 songs that we'll be recording over the coming weeks.. 'StraysWhackedByPillowElasticWaistBandCurvesNeutral ZoneTakeAPhotographShe'sOnMyCorpseAreYouGirl?BarberShopSphinx'
* Ghostface Killah 'The Pretty Toney Album'
> making the new OLO tour poster. Roger Rabbit meets On The Buses meets Summer Holiday.
> popping out to the printers to chat about what shade of pink my worm should be.
> Sommerfield - today's Zac Hussain mood = HAPPY! there was also a brilliant shopping bag mix up. Zac to the rescue!
> 1st batch of TSHIRTS in production. i'm getting them back on friday. on sale soon after.
> we're playing around with the 'Strays' loop. sounds much better. matt's got a cricket ball in 1 hand and a laptop in the other. good recording session tonight. 'Strays' has taken a new turn.
* New Order 'Power, Corruption & Lies'
* Young Marble Giants 'Colossal Youth'