HI HONEY I'M HOME!!

3 of the best days of my life, following by the worst. Boring tales will follow after i wipe away the mud and Alex Turner's lipstick.

ATKINS DIET (Day 14 - Final Day)

Yippee ya yay! it's nearly over. there's only one person who's more glad of that than me..you!!..there is only one beansonbread reader and they are soo bored of this..aren't you dear? i would say i've enjoyed myself, but i havn't. i would say it's been fun, but it hasn't. i still have one last weigh-in to go tomorrow morning but 8 lbs in 14 days ain't bad. wave this feature good riddance, it won't be back.

right! i'm off to the shops to stock the cupboards. the shopping list reads.. CEREAL, BREAD, JUICE, FRUIT, PIZZA, STELLA.

NO TV TODAY (Dreaming Of Carbs)

3 weeks off the booze, 2 weeks of eating pretty much just meat, I AM ZOMBIE! tomorrow morning i'm gonna wake up and have all this (in this order)..



i can't wait! today feels like christmas eve.

ATKINS DIET (Day 13)

ATKINS DIET (Days 11 & 12)

ATKINS DIET (Days 9 & 10)

HEART ATTACK

My Atkins speciality..


burgers, grilled cheese, bacon, salad.

EGG DAY

Arrrgh! i want an egg! not allowed an egg. worst easter ever.

KING PRAWN SAY 'CHILL OUT MAN!'

Today's date is 8/4/07..barbeque season has offically begun..great, let's have a nice picnic.

Summer begins 21/6/07..over 2 months away! soo..PUT YOUR T-SHIRT BACK ON!..TAKE OFF YOUR SANDALS!..SETTLE DOWN!..BEHAVE!!

Anyway, as you will see from the photos below some friends and i did indeed enjoy a nice picnic. first though i had the embarrasing task of having to walk to the park with a BBQ, a football, and worse of all..two pale men in shorts carrying bags of meat. we looked soo obvious, there was no doubting what we were up to. if anyone WAS in any doubt my mate made sure they knew. he made us wait outside the kite store while he farted around inside looking for hacky sacks. oh my god.



The funfare was in town. nutters everywhere!



My king prawns!..


Now that's what i call picnic music 07..



Get as far away from people as possible..





Ahh..



Soccer! exciting scenes..





A few more pics can be found here.

Shootin' King Prawn..



Hacky sack, worst 'game' ever! here's the proof..



Lionheart puts out the BBQ with his own hose..

ATKINS DIET (Days 7 & 8)

ATKINS DIET (Day 6)

ATKINS DIET (Day 5)

OOOH..LOVELY BIT OF FISH

Ooooh yeah! salmon steaks! click on photo for EXTREME close-up..

ATKINS DIET (Day 4)

When i finish this torture i'm gonna look like this (eating that).

ATKINS DIET (Days 1,2,3)

Yes, my quest for body beautiful continues. i'm now back on the ATKINS DIET! the last time i did this was about 5 years ago. on that occasion it ended with me waking up extremely hungover, very low on vitamin C, and feeling like i was about to die. i couldn't speak! i was shaking! my mind had been barbecued. my mum helped me over to the fruit bowl where i spent the next hour devouring everything in sight. i vowed never to go back on Dr Atkins' grilling regime. well.. thinking about it..a stone lighter in just 2 weeks?..mmm..YEAH! GRILL ME ATKINS! so i stocked the fridge with chicken, bacon, cheese, spinach, and my favourite..mini party sausages! as i type i'm munching on crispy rashers of bacon out of a balti dishi. i suppose i'm still in the honeymoon period where i'm finding it all quite fun, no doubt i'll wake tomorrow with a snout and trotters. i don't want to make a song and dance about it but.. TEAM GOAL! is back too! work it! come on! FIGHT THE CARBS!