Over the last few weeks i..
* Had to clean the back of my work van after a rat got in there, pissed everywhere, then died.
* Watched that new Jodie Marsh programme (cleaning that van wasn't to bad).
* Saw a couple of mini vampires in Bath.
* Went to the scrap yard and threw around 100 olive tins onto the giant mound of metal.
* Saw a vicar eating while driving..what the hell! Jesus Christ!
* Had to scrub away layers of old hardened oil while hungover at work.
* Spent ages queueing to buy a pink ladies dressing gown in Primart. Very embarrassing. All will be revealed on Wednesday and blogged on Thursday.
* Saw a woman with wonky sunglasses.
* Walked into a bar perfectly in time to the beginning of the 'Shaft' theme. What an entrance!
* Laughed when my mum asked read out the last question on the housing benefit form.. "Are you a homosexual?"
"Ha! No mum"
"Well...i have to ask"
* Saw a cat with a dead pigeon in its mouth while crows went mad above.
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