During the last month i..
* Ate ALOT of sausages.
* Defaced a love note.
* Saw LIARS! One of the best gigs of the year. Here's a video someone filmed from the night.
* Got a pay rise, then the next day reversed the van into a customer's car causing over £1,000 damage.
* Have been wondering why i am Fern Cotton's friend on myspace?? She keeps posting really annoying status updates.
* Have been living in a ice box. Been wearing 4 layers most nights.
* Have lost a housemate and gained a new housemate. Another computer nerd, to add to the one i already have (see photos below). I've had to stop myself from stealing biscuits from the treasure chest in his room.
* Have been getting back into Weetos and Coco Pops. 1992 all over again..w-w-w-where were you in '92, 92!
* Sat on a bus while someone behind me sang opera.
* Have been asked to make music videos for two musicians i love!
* Ate some Belgian waffles.
* Sat on a stage painting a parrott in front of 100+ people.
* Got really really scared by a friend at my front door who looked like an old witch.
* Had a mini panic attack in the middle of the night in my room while surrounded by cuttings & paint. The pint of coffee may have been to blame (see below).
* Drank ALOT of coffee. After a brief high, i fell and realised coffee was evil. I say pick yourself up.
* Stared into the Status Quo blacked out tour bus.
* Overheard a man saying "i'm gonna make you HATE Thursdays!" to another man.
* Got caught up in a punk's haircut.
* Overheard a man (while he sipped expensive wine) in a swanky bar saying "Believe me honey, no one's more creative than ME!"
* Saw Jermaine Jackson waiting at some traffic lights.
* Saw a little boy pull a wierd face as he passed my blown up Christmas olive design which has been printed onto the window of the shop i was delivering to.
* Was rudely interupted by a man with a massive wart while i was having a nice chat with pretty barmaid.
* Befriended an owl called Owen.
* Saw the dwarf from Twin Peaks washing salad in a restaurant kitchen.
* Overheard some girls behind me in a queue at Wilko's talking about the spots on their chests.
* Was shot in the back with a champagne cork.
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