B E A N S O N B R E A D: June 2006

OPEN YOUR EARS BRISTOL

Bristol's Venue magazine finally wakes up to the mighty Safetyword! (click to enlarge and read)..

full page feature, that's a grrreat look! (as Westwood would say). the new EP 'Homo Duplex, Homo Duplex!' has'nt been out of my stereo since i got it two weeks back. why why why are they still unsigned??

MIKE & OTHERS

My pen marks were stronger yesterday..

BLOGGER

The truth..

CIBELLE, DEVENDRA, & CHAN

New Cibelle video for 'London, London' featuring Devendra Banhart..

Cat Power on David Letterman and Jools Holland (from last weeks show, i nearly shead a tear..beautiful. i also enjoy football, drinking, and fighting)..

FREE GUNK (Part 2)

These are the missing pics from the earlier post. who do all these signatures belong to? this chap sure knows how to phrase an insult..

signs of caveman activity..

RADIO HOLD UP

Olo Radio will return! not yet sure when though? in the meantime why not visit a beach and tune into a sea shell.

SHAKE SHAKE HELLO?!

Here's the poster i knocked up the other day for the You & The Atom Bomb album launch night..

anyone in Bristol should go, no..MUST go! it's gonna be a great night i'm sure and with the Olo Radio team playing tunes into the early hours you'll be as high as a fly..supa dupa fly!

SUBBUTEO

Now this is how the beautiful game should be played..

two big kids, time we grew up i think.

WORLD CUP BLUES

We've had a couple of days off from the football and i can't say i missed it. i've been soo dissapointed with this World Cup so far and not just the England performances. 75% of matches have lacked any kind of spark. no one's really stood out, most sides are happy just scraping through each game. it's all been a bit dour really. i feel down even typing this (as you will reading it i'm sure). bring back Graham Poll and his playing cards.

photo (bravely) taken by Jimtendo.

FREE GUNK

Sunday afternoon, two hours before the England v Ecuador match..my friend and i set off with our bags of booze to the park..

six hours later (after gallons of beer, a argument over pizza, and a 'incident' with our letting agents) we came across a stray barrel of lager at the bottom of our road.."mate, we've struck gold! quick..RUN!"..

what's inside?..

thick slimey gunk! the dregs of the pub..

ahh..the barrel held soo much promise..

the end (8.30pm)..

thanks to Jimtendo for the photos.

WHO IS JON CROFT?

He needs a life model, shirt washer, and breakfast host. strange, very strange.

TOXIC SPILLAGE

MEN OF ALL AGES

SMOKING KILLS

RUPERT MURDOCH

CONSOLIDATE (It's The Only Way)

My credit rating is soo bad i had to have a meeting with some chap from the bank today, he was young enough to be my grandson! wierd though, i sensed he would give it all up to be young and care-free again like me. all those awful daytime adverts finally sank in..i have consolidated all my existing debts/loans/credit cards into one affordable easy monthly payment. ha! although i was upset there was'nt that big blue fluffy elephant to help me sign the dotted line.

TONY (The Sh*t!)

Tony is in Bristol today..doing something important no doubt. because of this there are loads and loads of cops about..sitting on their horses, who are s*itting all over the city. MASSIVE great piles of poop meant it took me 3 hours to walk home. Blair out!

JEWELS

MY FRIEND MANDY

..saved these little men from the bin..

DREAM (Of Another Shark Attack)

INSISTOR

New Tapes 'n Tapes video for the single 'Insistor'..

JESUS (The Second Coming)

A few weeks back my mum took my very excited grand parents to the Chelsea flower show. Titchmarsh was there, the place went MENTAL!! it all kicked off!

just imagine being THAT famous!..

Alan keeps his distance so not to catch anything off the peasants..

Did you know Alan and Mark Lawrenson go to the same barber..

That fella with the crazy tash is soo jealous of Alan's power..

where's Charlie and big Tommy?

PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Today i've been thinking about why i blog. there's no real point, i don't get anything out of it. soo..i'm shutting this damn blog down! oh no i'm not, this is my job. posting potty pen marks, page 3 heads, and pathetic grammar. what is this blog all about? i don't have a main theme like other one's..i dip in here and there, i may post a picture i drew on a crisp packet, comment on the new Westlife album, express my anger at my posh-toff neighbours, or (as i do most days) sit blankly at the screen trying to think of the next word to enter (enter). i visit quite a lot of other blogs on a daily basis and waste alot of time reading about this 'n that..some are good, others are not. worse of all are one's that never get updated. come on nerds! it's your job. i hope people like to visit beansonbread (i'm fishing here) and don't think i'm too dumb. i don't claim to be right bang up to date on everything like most of the great music/film/gossip blogs out there, or give away free mp3's (although i must big up the FREE Olo Radio which plays the newest, hottest, manic tunes out there..surely one of the best podcasts about?..plug over). the main point i set out to make was to make clear that beansonbread is just a dumping ground for me, my thoughts, and stuff that makes me happy, tap my toes, chuckle, or when i'm out in asda..makes me say "where's my pen? i gotta note that down. my friend the internet will like that". kinda selfish i know..but who's gonna stop me? you can't! rah ha ha ha! who wants Alan Titchmarsh pics?