NEWS UPDATE (High On Goofballs)

God knows what i was trying to pen here..


last night: i found a pound in a toilet, i tried chatting up a russian girl, i insulted a friend by suggesting his new girlfriend was overweight.

today: it has been one of the best day's ever! i only just sobered up at 4pm. i ate 2 mini pizza's and muffins, played loud music, bought nuts and heat magazines for my housemate (actually that was embarrasing..the cover reads '200 girls kissing!' why 200?). got a sticker (see above) from an old man in the street, i gave him half of the toilet pound..is that good or bad?