NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS


It was a white christmas eve in Hertford Town. "let's get sauced!!" i overheard one coked-up toff shout down the phone to his mate. the town was teeming with these most unsavoury characters. so desperate were they to fill their faces with the magic christmas powder, they couldn't even wait for the cubicle..they were snorting off the stairs. we ended up in a pub which had employed the worst dj's i'd ever heard (discounting the Olo Radio team). "re..re..rewind, when the crowd say bo selecta!!" with Craig David all over our back we left as the clock struck 12. boing! here i am getting in raiding the sausage roll tin..

5 comments:

Lionheart said...

teeming, cubicle - when are you back?

JJJH said...

thanks wizard

JJJH said...

i'm back today. it's down to mark when though (he's driving). are the fish still alive?

Lionheart said...

yes. although j nation is thoroughly sick of them.

Anonymous said...

James gets a prize for looking after the fish and not killing them. First time in 3 years, i can't believe they are alive!