WATCH ME WRECK THA MIC..PSYCHE!!


Thursday afternoon. I was happy. sat in a park, eating a cheese and onion pasty after having just finished christmas shopping. a man wandered up with a mic and asked if i'd like to be recorded talking about music for GWR (Bristol Radio). yes! an Olo plug i thought to myself. we went and sat on a wall for some reason? it went a bit like this..

GWR: So, what kind of music are you into?
BB: erm.. *pause for about 20 seconds, then switched to my best radio dj voice* have you heard of Olo Radio? well..its a brilliant online radio station. you can tune in by going to www.oloworms.co.uk *rambled on for a minute about the greatness of Olo Radio*.
GWR: Oh ok.
BB: yes *akward silence*
GWR: so, is it your station?
BB: there are loads of us.
GWR: what music have you liked this year?
BB: *i rattled off a list of some of my fave albums this year..i bored myself so i stopped*
GWR: *confused* what about the other big bands of this year? keane, arctic monkeys, & kaiser chiefs?
BB: not bothered really.
GWR: *looked insulted* but WHAT ABOUT RAZORLITE!!?
BB: hate them! Johnny Borrell thinks he's jesus and wears pajamas.
GWR: at GWR we play popular music, whats your opinion on the music in the charts? anything interest you this year?
BB: the Take That come back was well timed. *sensing this chap did'nt have a clue about anything*.. erm..have you heard of Brian Harvey? he's really good.
GWR: what does he do? what does he sound like?
BB: he wears a big hat high high on his little head. he ran over himself while eating a potato.
GWR: *looked scared..thinking to himself..i'm getting outta here..end interview..END INTERVIEW!*
ok, so it was nice talking to you. i think we have everything we did.
BB: will i be on the radio?
GWR: maybe. maybe a soundbyte inbetween adverts.

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