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New Years Eve was a strange one. I was pretty much set on staying in but got bullied into going out with some of the family to a village hall party. It was like a cross between 'Shameless' and 'Pheonix Nights'. Everyone knew each other and we were the strange new folk who had to walk through the dancefloor to 'La Bamba' and 'Mumbo no.5'. It reminded me a bit of the 'throw the jew down the well' scene in Borat. Feeling quite scared i necked aload of booze to get through the painful first hour which included party games and audience participation!! Arrrggggh! The dreaded words AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION. Luckly i didn't get dragged up, but my Brother did! He was forced into an air guitar game which he lost out to a small child. Usual new years eve stuff happened after the games, 'Come On Elieen', bad Dad dancing, party poppers, and sausage rolls. It was all soo bad it was good. I actually ended up having a really fun time and glad i didn't spend the night in a queue for a club or a queue for drinks or in a queue pissing my pants for the toilet.

"I realized when I was younger that I was a thief and a git"........ Quote from some random bloke chatting to me...... - @Pouss

"Flo-rida, Rolf Harris, sister sledge, chuck berry, the hits keep on coming......"
- @Pouss

"How did @crocodileyears get dragged into an air guitar contest? Against kids." - @Pouss

"@heinzjunkins is talking to the cat calling him "Schmucker" "ladette baguette, heavy on the mic" direct quote" - @Pouss

OH god. i just remember dancing to 'She Wolf'!??

Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, crank-months, years, decades,....all crumble when u think about what u are doing and who u are. i am not an INSECT! i am a HUMAN INSECT!

2000 - 2010 - Nothing happened. See u on the other side.