UP STICKS

I gotta find a new house to live in..AND FAST! (and fast??..ha! what an idiot). it's so boring searching on the net, i just wanna grow into a giant, trample round Bristol picking up tiny roof's with my fingertips. in a booming giant's voice "HAVE YOU GOT A FAST INTERNET CONNECTION HERE!?..NO? WELL I'LL BE ON MY WAY THANK YOU" *thud thud thud* "HELLO.."

6 comments:

JJJH said...

so annoying! i need go cook me beans but we have intruders in the kitchen..its a sunday for cryin-out-loud! these intruders are potential housemates that are being 'interviewed' by 1 of my current housemates. they are laughing! argh.

Anonymous said...

Whose interviewing? Whose Laughing? Have you seen them? Have you eaten the beans yet?

WHERE ARE WE GONNA LIVE?

JJJH said...

all gone..and the beans!

where are we gonna live?
erm..ALTON TOWERS!

delifinger said...

why dont you all live in one room above a kebab shop like illegal immigrants do (allegedly)

JJJH said...

i'd end up killing them with that kebab shaving thing used to cut the elephants leg.

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