BOND, JAMES BOND

My version of James Bond..

THE NEW JAMES BOND FILM'S OUT SOON!

SO WHAT!! i hate Bond.

generally, i think anyone who likes Bond fims has something very wrong with them. strange people who obsess over the whole thing really worry me. actually i think a few of you will read this so don't take too much offence..please take some though. the only time i've sort of enjoyed Bond was when i was about 10 watching 'Octopussy' and 'Moonraker' (considered two of the worst Bond films i've been told) with my grandparents in front of the fire cheering on that giant with the metal mouth..Jaws i think his name is? Moore, Connery, Dalton, Brosnan..who cares who's the best!? they all looked stupid and acted like planks. soo..now we have newboy Daniel Craig coming out the sea with his ridicous muscles and little trunks..*women faint* pah! he's a plank! oh and another thing Daniel Craig, i don't trust anyone with two forenames. look!..Craig David, David James, Jay Kay, Henry Kelly, Mark Owen, Geoff Thomas (all very shifty.) the list goes on and on (although i can't think of any more, it is 2.15am and i'm knackered). the only exception is Larry David. anyway, i think that smug creep Bond should given a wide berth. don't be sucked in by the fast cars, gadgets, girls, and big bangs! live life in the slow lane with me and MY 007..Edmonds, Noel Edmonds.