CBB (Day 17)

BLIMEY!! everyone's talking about it are'nt they!? did you see the darts the other night? wow! that guy was 6-0 down but managed to turn it around and bring it back to 6-6! he lost the last set in the end but what a fighter! talking of fighters..tonight sees probably one of the biggest one sided battles EVER! it's Jade vs Shilpa! or should that be The Goody's vs The World.

some people have been quizing me why i havn't blogged much about the goings on in the house this year. well..i havn't commented much on this year's CBB because until the start of this week it's been pretty dull, with only Leo and Jackiey's barmy behaviour causing any real entertainment. i miss loony Leo now. remember..as the man himself said "everyone loves LEO!".

sooooo, over the last few days we've had the whole world up in arms (apart from Jackiey...wait there..she hates Surpa "or whatever the f*** HER name is!") about Jade, Danielle, Jo, & simple Jack's bullying and racist comments aimed towards Shilpa. it's mental! everywhere you go, whatever you watch/listen to, people are talking about big brother. as a seasoned BB pro (watched every series thank you) i've never known anything like it. i realise i do sound really sad now. shall i stop now? nah..seems EVERYONE wants in on the BB row. i've been watching and listening to the news channels on TV and radio as i like to listen to politicians talk about big brother..its funny. none of them have ever watched an episode but they feel they have to join in. the whole country's talking but no one's really saying anything of value, just muttering. much like i am now, sorry doodle fans i'll be mumbling with my pen again soon. well, for now i'm not going to add anything new or original to the debate. i'll just say this (in the style of one of those numbskulls with the banners that say 'we heart Davina')..

"KICK..JADE..OUT!" and never let her on TV or a magazine cover again. above is a picture i made of her being blasted off into space.

Jade has had most of the blame directed at her and although she's been disgusting towards Shilpa, it's definatly not just her. Danielle has actually been the most offensive and has said some terrible things. Jo's just too lazy to move off her arse so she just sits there hanging off Jade, laughing that square jaw off. Jack's tiny tiny brain means he can only handle doing one thing at a time. so when there's an argument he has to concetrate on the words beeing spoken, he can't actually join in. but when it's finished he normally goes to the diary room and gives his thoughts on whats just happened.."dick head" has been his response twice now. Jade Goody though..what did everyone expect? she was just the same in BB3 (actually alot worse). it was a terrible idea for her to accept and go back in..and to bring her family in too. the funniest thing to come out of that argument on wednesday was when Jade thought she was a bigger celebrity than Shilpa (50 bollywood films) because she met Kate Moss on a plane! ha! she is and will always be a incredibly stupid sack of blubber.

however, the biggest villian this series has been channel 4. they have screwed everything up. the line up was lame. the servant task was rubbish. they bought he Goody's in too early. they didn't replace any of the one's who walked. they have hardly given them any booze. worse of all..they tried to save Jade, Danielle & Jo from all the bad things they had said by calling them each to the diary room and pretty much telling them to apologise to the world. wrong! BB should never be anything other than a neutral robot. i think they have actually told each of them whats going on outside (and won't show us that). they're prepared to show all the fights but won't show us what really happened the next day. they had to do it of course because the sponsers have pulled out. channel 4 bottled it. it was sickening watching Jo and Danielle desperatly try and backtrack their past racist comments. Jade of course was too stupid to take the strong hint and dug herself a deeper grave..which is what i think the producers are planning for the next series..past contesants lie in open graves in the garden. now today i've heard that there's not going to be an audience outside the house!? WHAT!? Jade NEEDS to be booed and egged by the BB mob of nutters. she needs to realise how much she is hated now. i love the fact she's been dropped from her various deals and has had her perfume ('camel breath' i think its called) removed from stores around the country. it's soo wierd, she's living her life in reverse now..turning back into the old Jade that first entered the house years ago. funny now people's lives are affected so dramatically by BB. it's just a house. sit in there for a few weeks, keep your head down and then collect the £100,000 cheque..but no, they can't help themselves.

i wonder if they will show Jade's 'best bits'..hmmm..who knows? i'm excited now! hope Davina really challenges her tonight, i doubt she will though, they have the same agent. imagine that job now..being Jade's agent! ha! i'm just picturing Stephen Merchant (Extras) sat with her. actually she may still have some kind of career when she's kicked out the house..she'd make a great panto style villian in a bollywood film. will there be another celebrity series? i really think it's gone as far as it can. Jack Goody!? really! i can't even imagine any Z-list celebrities wanting to take part in CBB 2008 now..actually i can..Paul Danan.

how will Jade celebrate coming out the house? a curry maybe?

i hear an ALARM!! it's the blog cops! i've written way too much on such a dumb subject. they are asking me to slowly take my hands away from the keyboard and raise them above my head. they've ordered me downstairs to the CBB cell where i'll have to spend the night with nothing but the TV, a pizza, and a bottle of wine. bail is febuary's rent, anyone wanna help this poor big brother?

*fighting the police handcuffs* SHILPA TO WIN!!