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HEINZ JUNKINS PAINTINGS FOR SALE

I've signed up to exhibit some paintings at this event. Trouble is i hav'nt painted anything yet, ha! I'm gonna get cracking on them soon and i'll post them up as i finish them. Sooo..this is an invite to come and buy some of my paintings that don't exist, what an offer!!

(btw i DIDN'T do the poster)

HUSH

'Hush' = 7.2 / 10

131009 > 141009

> finishing the secret silver band's website. will appear in the sky soon.
> RT @SilverColumns SILVER COLUMNS ARE ALIVE.
> im enjoying being a workman on the SILVER COLUMNS space mission.
> the kettle at boot camp keeps the boiled water hot for up 3 hours!!
> looking through my old disney book looking for images for posters, t-shirts & bandmates.
> ANOTHER power cut.this is V weird..we worked out it was the kettle causing the power cut.I tweeted bout the kettle and mins later..POWER CUT...come on! thats REALLY weird.
> the ego has landed! this new 'this is it' video im editing is all about me. oh jeeez.
> Oh my days!! heard a nearly finished / kinda mixed version of our b-side (well 1 of the double a-side)...WOOooooooo!! its good!
> RT @SlowClubRebecca i guess i should try and make this go more viral than i have ; NEW VIDEO
> i am officially ILL. need comfort. good job i'm in this house.
> The Elastic Waste Band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "let's get in the moooovies"
> I just got called Keith. finished the poster but cant upload it..oh.
> BANGERS & MASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> found out that im using too much internet,oh dear.we dont get charged if i upload/download between 12am-8am.im gonna be a vampire surfer!
> watching the football with a bumblebee mug of tea. just ate a milky way. im a big baby.
> looks like im only gonna be on the internet 6am - 8am from now on. i see this as a blessing (at the moment).

STEREO..

* The Flaming Lips 'Embryonic'
* M.A.H show with Kode9 in the mix
* RADIO 2!!???? - ha! they were talking bout making money on the internet. it'll never take off!!
* Morrissey 'Vauxhall And I'
* Animal Collective 'MPP' - still magic!
* Portishead 'Third'
* Hyperdub '5' comp - soooo good!!
* listening to Michael Caine talking about music...its one of the funniest things ive ever heard!
* listening to 1 of my old cinema mates new tunes. its really good! sounds a bit like Zomby.
* Kraftwerk 'The Man Machine'

ZOMBIELAND

'Zombieland' = 7.0 / 10

SLOW CLUB - LIVE (10th Oct)

CLICK HERE to see the rest of this set of photos over on BEANSNAPS.

121009

> RT @hungdini TAROT SPORT OUT TODAY.
> spent y'day wondering round Bristol in the rain (as i have no home). Went to my old cinema (i still get free tickets, sssshh..)
> in Cabot Circus (Bristol) they have a N Dubs hologram stage thingy. it is (predictably) AWFUL!! put me off my sweetchilli chicken sandwich.
> actually was quite shocked when i saw Stephen Gately had died on the news. its sad but loads of nice normal people die everyday, so..erm yeah. i dont find that fact SG died funny but the news report was amusing. the Boyzone fans interviewed cracked me up! 'The Professor of Pop' Paul Gambaccini OF COURSE was all over it like a rash. on GMTV today as well. Paul Gambaccini only comes out to play when someone dies or there's a top 100 list. FACT! RT @j0annepsi GAMBO on Gately > "He's a performer with the word 'boy' in his professional title and boys aren't supposed to die."
> missed Louis on XFactor last night. Kandy Rain! ha! they made me laugh. ive got more stage presence than them! the blonde 1 is a ghost.
> dreamt Pierre the cat (RIP) was eating my hair last night. my brother thinks it was his ghost and not a dream. also dreamt about football hooligans & BNP gangs. they were flying stolen helicoptors. there was lots of detail that i wont bore u with.
> lazy morning hanging out at Pineapple Cottage. gonna make a ham sandwich now (no pinepple though). ham & pineapple, eeergh! why!!?
> ive only had the F Buttons album for a few days but already its stormed into my top 5 of the year! a MASTERPIECE!
> right, off again to catch ANOTHER coach. going back to Bunto! this month ive had more coach journeys than hot dinners!
> back in Bunto, i've come back to a new dressing gown laid out on my bed. WHY DO I NEED TO GROW UP!!? WHY!!?
> had an amazing idea walking to catch a coach. i might just do it.
> 'Life' was a bit good wasn't it!? it looks like they had animated some of the creatures.

LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

'Let The Right One In' = 9.2 / 10

091009 > 111009

> Matthew Wright has gotta be the most annoying smug man in the world. he makes my skin crawl.
> i dreamt someone i used to work with threw a load of 3D glasses off a cliff top & told me not to tell any1. Holly Willerby saw him do it.
> RUN No.3 - DONE! only 17 mins today (will try & go again later). a woman gave me a dirty look. F*** Buttons again on the pod.
> FGRC pre-run workout > 30 sit ups / 20 press ups / 50 secs feet up
> Artie Bryd told me EAT after exercise as the body carries on burning calories. is this true? or it made up (like he is)?
> i'm having TOAD IN THE HOLE tonight, i am OVER THE MOON.
> practicing my 'chat' for tomorrow's recording of 'The Elastic Waste Band'.
> everything on hold..AC NEWS!
> i'm just TOO MUCH!!! i get scared/excited when going through my workings.
> got forced into scrubbing spuds.
> i love James Murphy (DFA/LCD)
> OH JEEEZ! going through about 2 years worth of OLO sessions...we have enough material for bout 3 albums! lets go!!
> PT: "pps. maybe we should have a video camera conference call. and all wear suits."
> fruit n fibre then 4hrs of travel.
> @ The Crystal Maze , 'waist band' loop is driving everyone insane. trying to lay down the drums in time. started the stellas.

STEREO..

* F*** Buttons 'Taror Sport'
* Panda Bear 'Person Pitch'
* THE FALL!!!!!!!!!!
* Clipse 'Hell Hath No Fury' - oooooh yeeeeeah!!
* Dirty Projectors 'Bitte Orca'

F.G.R.C KICK OFF!

071009 > 081009

> @cocknbullkid cos its brilliant!! and we all want danger (but we dont actually want to be involved)
> My dream did my head in! i was moving to Liverpool then to Bristol then back here. kept having to book vans and then changing my mind.
> designing a new website for a secret silver band.
> @lauramalarkey LOUIS WALSH IS GAY!!?
> ARTIE BYRD has just touched down from the U-S of A! > "Heeey Artie!!" > "shut it fatty!! get down & gimme 20". preppin' for my 1st FAT GIRLS RUNNING CLUB run of the season! getting the ipod in order & doing some sit ups, press ups, streaches, etc.
> like everyone else in the world, james would like to go to the Pavement ATP. money though, u get me!? there may be a way to do it!
> FAT GIRLS RUNNING CLUB has begun!
> RUN No.1 - done! just 20mins. got splashed by an evil car. i feel grrreat!! Artie Byrd is happy and confident i can build a beautiful body.
> whiskey & coke & SILVER COLUMNS!
> spent most of the night drinking vodka & chatting bout ladies issues with my mum and her friend.i'm a pretty flower,hold me under your chin.
> @SlowClubRebecca I always find that results in GREAT STAGE BANTER (that never ends!!!)
> get this!!!....RUNNING IS FREE!! enjoy it. ha!
> YONI WOLF is my GOD!!
> this made me smile
> its beautiful & sunny here in little ol' Buntingford.
> Artie Byrd just made me a bowl of Special K!!
> real LOL for some of these.
> cutting up letters to spell SILVER COLUMNS.
> turning a spaceship into a pencil drawn willy.
> RUN No.2 - DONE! ran in a pitch black park to the new F Buttons album..& was 1 of the best things ever! Artie timed me @ 24mins.
> pleased with my SILVER COLUMNS design work. you'll be able to see soon.
> just made a horrible picture that ive called 'space boys 2'. its baaad cheap sci-fi.
> just been given a brown hairy ball thing to wear at our next gig. if thats not a reason to come to the gig..i dont know what is!?

STEREO..

* The Horrors 'Primary Colours'
* Gregory Isaacs 'Hot Stepper'
* Burial 'Untrue' - looooong vodkas
* The Zombies 'Odessey and Oracle' - PERFECTION!
* F*** Buttons 'Tarot Sport' - WOW!
* Hyperdub '5' comp
* Why? 'Elephant Eyelash'
* Dizzee Rascal 'Tongue 'N Cheek' - i take it all back!! i should'nt have slagged off the new stuff til i heard the whole album. its soo deliberately garish. all the best stuff on there has'nt been released yet. some LOL lyrics. 'Freaky Freaky' is ace! hats off, he's luring everyone in. i get it now. i still want him to get angry and scare people again though.