OLO RADIO 30th Nov)


4 dj's...1 mouse...what a mess!

Along with the solid OLO center backs HairHandHair and Delifinger, this week we'll be joined by new boy Lionheart and a set from guest DJ Awesome Wells.

tune in (2nite 9pm)
msn in... pigeonhair@hotmail.com

CYHSY INTERVIEW


Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Interview.
also check out..
- the worst album covers ever
- antony and the johnsons interview
- deerhoof odd little list
- Vashti Bunyan interview
- ghostface, go! team, sfa, devendra banhart, m.i.a, sufjan stevens, fiery furnaces live reviews and loads more...all over at pitchfork

IT'S A MARATHON AHEAD


I've decided i've gotta sort myself out. for the past 3 weeks i've been addicted to Snickers bars..king sized Snickers bars! this must now stop. i must now start..moving.

LIVE ANIMALS (Part 2)


* Animal Collective live on their recent uk tour at the London Scala and a little interview.

* Jeffrey Lewis interviews and session.

UP OR DOWN?

Found this down my road the other day..

CLINIC


joy! Clinic will return soon!

LYNCH READS THE WEATHER


My hero David Lynch's daily weather report (which has nothing to do with the weather). Don't know who these 2 guys are, or if they are connected to David Lynch (seeing as 1 of them is called jen LYNCH, it's probable) ..but they do a radio show from his website. not bad, no match for ololololollolololoololloooo!

THIS SIDE OF JUPITER

Hey! the OLO worms site gets a mention on Pixelsurgeon. basically it's saying it's a rubbish website but that's kinda the point. Delifinger tells me it's quite a popular website for nerds like him to visit and check out new stuff. to see the post, scroll down on the pixelsurgeon site til you get to posts made on the 23rd nov.
for those to lazy, it says this..

Posted by Jason Arber
23 Nov 2005 00:38
OLOWORMS
Which has some of the worst navigation this side of Jupiter. Ignore that and listen to the mixes and MP3s.

no xmas card for jason this year then!

thanks to Candythief, who plugged us on her site.

SCARY


Chico's World!
you think this b.o.b blog is bad....

LIONHEART LOGS ON

Lionheart (4th member of non-existant pop group OLO Worms) has set up a blog. he has already reported on 'bee-dog day'! take a look.

DAY OF THE DEAD CHARMER


Bristol based jewellery designer Amanda Taylor on her latest bonkers creation...

"An unusual handmade charm bracelet from Pouss Jewellery. This bracelet includes new glass beads of varying sizes and colours, haematite, cubic glass, cats eyes, handpainted and goldstone are all here and they're all gorgeous! Inbetween these beads lie small colourful plastic day of the dead skull beads, interesting quirky little pieces. Aswell as these, there are 3 bright pink circular shell pendants, double satin ribbons, plastic chilli pendants, vintage gold leaf charms and tibetan stars all mingled together to form this unique bracelet. A beautiful present or perhaps just a treat for yourself before Christmas, this is one bracelet that you should definately show off!"

BOWLING BALL

KBT ALBUM DETAILS + PITCHFORK INTERVIEW



Read all about it here.

WHO ATE MY LITTLE FRIEND?



An Insect's life has just as much value as a celebrity's...stop eating them!

SAFETYWORD GIG (23rd NOV)


Saw them last night...bloody brilliant!! i'm sure they are gonna go on and do great things..well they are already! took a camera along but completely forgot i had it, so no photos (just an old one above).

24 HOURS


Walking home tonight i noticed 3 girls puking their guts up..24 hour drinking..day 1!

OLO RADIO (23rd Nov)


This week's show comes live from Trump House, where Delifinger will be all on his own with his flu. Hairhandhair, Seaweed and Lionheart be out knocking back the beers, having a swell time at the Safetyword gig. fear not..delifinger does'nt have complete control, hairhandhair will be giving orders via satellite. we'll be playing 2 EXCLUSIVE Fence Records tunes! MC Quake and Candytheif were kind enough to throw us a couple of songs that hav'nt appeared anywhere else yet!

tune in! (tonight, 9-11pm)
msn in - gooseonstilts@hotmail.com

POW! CAT POWER


Check out the new Cat Power song 'The Greatest'. thanks to invisible_granny for finding it.

WRAP UP AND POP

I'll tell you something for nothing..bubble wrap is very good for making scarves with. it was very very cold in the warehouse today.

A NEW LOW


It's about time Mr Evans was put down. i only managed 15 mins of 'OFI Sunday', but it was the worst 15 mins i've spent in front of the box since the last hollyoaks spin-off. awful awful TV. someone please tell him its nearly 2006, not a f-f-friday in 1996.

UBS


Drawn by 4 different people all excited just minutes before celeb jungle starts.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR..LISTS A-COMING


*Groan*
Completely self-indulgent i know.. i'll be posting my favourite 25 albums of the year soon. i will be counting all the votes made by myself and HairHandHair over the next few days and then will post the results. maybe there will be an awards ceremony?

YOGURT


I just love yogurt at the moment, that cool freshing fruity taste..great! not long til my early morning pot before work. oh, don't think i've any left in the fridge..damn. sould have gone out tonight really, it's 11pm on a saturday night and i'm writing about dairy products.

SUNSHINE, EARTHQUAKE, MURDERBALL

* 'Earthquake' a funny little short film

*'Murderball' looks good.

* Danny Boyle's new film 'Sunshine' has its own blog about the making of it.

PAST + FUTURE STRUMMINGS

Been to some of the best gigs i've ever been to recently (could'nt jot down/post pics as it was during my 3 week technical breakdown). saw Animal Collective (unbelievable!), Caribou, Breaks, The Gullimots (annoying), and Safetyword. however, i was really disapointed i could'nt get a lift over to cardiff to see Clap Your Hands Say Yeah..shame as i doubt they will play such small venues again.

upcoming nights..

* Safetyword @ cafe unlimited on 23rd Nov

* Mystery Jets @ The Louisiana on 25th Nov

* British sea power @ Bierkeller on 28th Nov

* Antony Johnsons @ The Academy on 2nd Dec

* My Morning Jacket @ Anson Rooms on 19th Jan

NEW VIDEOS



* Plan B's great new video 'No Good'

* Black Dice (fairly recent) video 'Smiling Off'

* Michel Gondry's gone and made another amazing video..the new White Stripes one 'The Denial Twist'

* Devendra Banhart's new 'Heard somebody say' video

* Listen again to Emmanuel's (aka c-swing, spacebar, colin) session on the ras kwame show.

WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT TIME IS IT?


I'm speechless!! is chico an alien from another planet? this ranks as one of the best reality show moments ever!

NEST

UM BONGO


Jungle opens tomorrow, you're looking at the winner.

MYSTERY JETS LIVE

Going to see The Mystery Jets at the bristol louisania on friday. been waiting for them to turn up round these parts for a while now. it's just sold out. i have a spare ticket but don't know who to give it to? it's between 4 mates and a brother. here's the rubbish new video for Alas Agnes.

SAFETYWORD LIVE


Safetyword are playing on wednesday 23rd of November with Award at cafe unlimited in Bristol. get down there! i've gotta think up an idea for video which they wanna make soon when they finish their new ep. hmmm..

BACK IN COURT


I was back working/drawing in court on weds. nutters still roam the streets.

OLO RADIO LISTEN AGAIN (2nd + 9th Nov)

You can now listen again to the last 2 olo radio shows. two 2 hour shows rammed full of new music, frankie howard and xfactor's solid rockers..journey south! cheers for all the nice comments over the last few weeks and pats on heads for the avid listener's.

No show this week as we are re-vamping things around here. back next week with a few new sounds and voices..beware!

THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED

New 'Supergroup' The Aliens have recorded their EP which is due out in early '06. you can listen to 'Robot Man' on their myspace here. now my view on the song is that i really like it, but it does'nt quite reach the high expectations i had. but i have every confidence aliens will go on to rule this planet. anyway John Maclean wrote this last week..

"We have been picked up by EMI... Keith Wozencroft has signed us (head hauncho at EMI) was always a huge supporter of the Beta Band. We will be releasing our EP on our own Imprint- Pet Rock Records, which will hopefully grow over the years and eentually we can sign other bands, and release Lone Pigeon and Kittens material.

The Kittens are Brian's (new member of The Aliens) own band.

The ep release date is end of Feb 2006. The ep is called Alienoid Starmonica and the tracklisting is...

HEY LEANNE
ONLY WAITING
ROBOT MAN
IONAS (LOOK FOR SPACE)

A dvd will accompany the ep with four new films.

Think Ive said enough for one post, cheers, john"

7 FT TREE

SHUT UP LOUIE!


Ah..X factor! i'm still loving the game. the last few weeks have been soo good. chico kicked kate thornton!! yes! go chico! been wanting that to happen every since i fisrt saw her on itv2's 'pets asleep extra' how wierd is simon's hair? i don't care about the puppets, i can't get enough of simon and louie. the squabbling is amazing!
louie "i liked it"
simon "louie you don't know what you're talking about"
l "simon your just jealous"
s "shut up louie"
l "no you shut up"
s "louie picked the wrong song"
l "you don't know what you're talking about, the songs a classic"
s "it's too old"
l "i think they are like the new nolan sisters"
s "shut up louie"
l "no you shut up simon"
s "they won't sell any units"
l "i think he is like the new shakey stevens"
s "shut up louie"
l "simon, the public likes me better"
s "come on louie"
l "i liked her, she's like the new young white ginger tina turner"
s "shut up louie"
l "i like it, you shut up, do you like the cliff richards shane?
s "louie shut up"
l "simon you are like the new james bond"


it's exactly the same every week..brilliant! "shut up louie"

CRISPY SEAWEED

Seaweed has a blog now.

STARS IN YOUR EYES

At work there is this game everyone plays where we all decide which celebs everyone looks like (we are very bored of boxes). any new worker gets named on the 1st day they work and not told until the full timers feel they are ready for it. i was shocked to discover that i look like this lot!...

McCall??..

Potter..

Peep show guy..


McCartney..

Lady Di???..



i did see the funny side of it. others had freddy kruger, the planet of the apes cast, and the grinch.

GRADUATION

Went to my 3rd graduation the other day. it was my brother's (seaweed). suppose i better say congrats,..'congrats'. all the family were there..grandpa jones, nelly smith, norma d decca, and great great grandfather mcmillington the 6th...those are'nt their real names. the service was brief (thank god), however there was time for my grandmother to tap me on my shoulder and tell me, and most of the cathedral that she had a bag of chocolate muffins in the car and that my mum had brought down a large bottle of worcestershire sauce for me to take home later. after the vicar put down his joke book we quickly moved in on the wine and nibbles. the rest of the day was nice..more food was eaten. i nearly wet myself when my grandad told my brother's girlfriend's mum that her meal looked like a 'millenium dome turtle'!!

GORDON STRACHAN


While i'm on the subject of football, here are some brilliant quotes from Manager Gordon Strachan (thanks to neil dudley for sending them to me)...

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better
than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.

(MY FAVOURITE..)
Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a Yoghurt
to finish, the expiry date is today.

Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, Become
an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan:No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.

Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
Strachan: "I don't do impressions"

Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ?
Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!

DREAM (Of Brian Clough)


Had a really fun dream last night that a whole stadium of brian clough look-a-likes were giving me the big thumbs up as i floated above the pitch. later i went to my primary school summer fete where i drank loads of water. i was in a great mood and no one died (i think that's a first!)

ENGLAND WIN...I'M GUTTED!

Why? because i was a minute away from winning £140! i put £2 on crespo to score first and the match to end 2-2 @ 70/1. shame, i was gonna use the money to replace the ipod i had nicked. not sure whether or not to go out tonight, i know for sure that if peter crouch had made any contact with that ball i would be in town right now with 2 large vodka's and a very smug face.

BOO!


This is the card i made for my step sister lily. she will be 2. i started painting a picture of her, then it turned into a monkey, then a strange toothy monster! sorry lily.

OLO RADIO (9th Nov)



Hairhandhair and guest dj Gareth Lionheart will be broadcasting live from the matchbox this wednesday. Delifinger can't make it as he has to wash his girlfriend's hair, but he has given me a great little pre-recorded mix which sounds like it was biten off a stick of blackpool rock. Lionheart's in charge of the drinks this week and has promised the finest red for under £2! result! 'peasant plays pop' this week comes from my new favourite band (and workmate) 'Safetyword' we will be playing an EXCLUSIVE!! track by them. if u want to request a song or you want your tunes played, msn or email me at pigeonhair@hotmail.com . we have a few bands/solo peeps on our books now.

tune in - weds 9th nov, at 9pm.

ps- the poster has the wrong date i know (clocks went back did'nt they)

SWINGS

PEANUT'S TOOTH


Best wishes go out to Peanut the cat (see above) who is recovering from a tooth operation. she is eating a lot of human food to make her feel better.."go on girl!"

READ ALL ABOUT IT


Look who was in the Guardian on saturday!! clever mum = proud son. i was sat in asda smiling to myself, not really believing what was in front of my eyes. nice one mum! it was a great peice and a really good picture, you're looking quite smug there. half a page! you've done soo well (sob sob) and soo much better than me with your degree. i'll be lucky to complete the sun crossword let alone have a story printed inside. keep selling them funny looking hats and funding me with the payments.

OLO NEWS

*Old news first...Seaweed Dj'd at the Croft about 3 weeks ago..go back in time and catch his set.

*Now the big story everyone will be talking about across the land. Olo Worms are proud to annouce that we have a 4th member. his name is GARETH LION HEART. watch this space for more Lion Heart info OLO fans!

DREAMS OF (Cricket and Swans)



Been having some pretty morbid dreams of late even by my standards.

dream 1) two nights ago i dreamt i was at a cricket match when all of a sudden, two of my mates (who i won't be naming in case this happens and i get framed) were shot down and killed in the middle of the wicket! i had to run onto the pitch (well, did'nt HAVE to, i'm just very brave..in dreams) and try and save them. i could'nt they were already dead. i then had to pick up their cold grey bodies and take them away.

dream 2) last night i had a dream i'm sure means something. again i won't be naming the person invloved in case they start to avoid walking in parks. they were by a swamp on an island watching a group of swans. they then for no reason started to prod the swans and hurt them. one of the swans became angry and looked like it was gonna attack back. i tried to stop the person from hurting it but they were brain dead and could'nt understand me. a massive swarm (swarm? whats the collective for swans?) of swans gathered around us. i then became aware that millions of people were watching us on tv. the un-named person then broke the swans neck and killed it. everyone (including me) was horrorified by this. after some time the person came around and realised what they had done, and to write the wrong started to write a book to say sorry to all the swans and the tv audience..but it was too late, they were the most hated person in the world!

oh, nearly forgot. a week ago my mate james davidson joined dire straits on bass at wembley. i was very excited as he invited me to the after show BBQ.

ATTENTION VINTAGE JEWELLERY FANS


..i know alot of you are. bristol's top jewellery designer Amanda Taylor has recently opened a mini shop on ebay selling her jewellery. take a look, and then hand over the cash or else.

BOMB NIGHT



Will no one think of the animals!! went to a rocket blast-off last night. hmmm..it was ok, don't think i'd know what a good firework display was if it hit me between the eyes and burnt my face off. no catherine wheels shocker! i overheard one very concerned punter shout "where's the ground display!!??" which made me laugh. i had to endure my housemate ross' constant flow of firework facts all night! "did you know that 3 sparklers stuck together would be as hot as a blow torch?" "do you know two third's of all bonfire night injuries happen to children under 16?" these facts were fresh in his mind as he had just given a talk to his school tutor group about being safe on the big night. i can't believe he is trusted to teach these kids! apparently he was giving out tips on how to look after your pets and advised one particually wealthly girl "...just make sure that you lock that stable door shut and everything will be fine"

OLO RADIO (2nd Nov)



HairHandHair and Delifinger will be rolling ear wax balls while broadcasting LIVE! from The Matchbox this Weds 2nd Nov, 9 - 11pm
..that's WEDS not thurs!

join us and tune in!

http://www.oloworms.co.uk/radio.htm

WHAT'S WHAT


Part drawn by Mark Hnakins