BOMB NIGHT

Will no one think of the animals!! went to a rocket blast-off last night. hmmm..it was ok, don't think i'd know what a good firework display was if it hit me between the eyes and burnt my face off. no catherine wheels shocker! i overheard one very concerned punter shout "where's the ground display!!??" which made me laugh. i had to endure my housemate ross' constant flow of firework facts all night! "did you know that 3 sparklers stuck together would be as hot as a blow torch?" "do you know two third's of all bonfire night injuries happen to children under 16?" these facts were fresh in his mind as he had just given a talk to his school tutor group about being safe on the big night. i can't believe he is trusted to teach these kids! apparently he was giving out tips on how to look after your pets and advised one particually wealthly girl "...just make sure that you lock that stable door shut and everything will be fine"