DREAMS OF (Cricket and Swans)

Been having some pretty morbid dreams of late even by my standards.

dream 1) two nights ago i dreamt i was at a cricket match when all of a sudden, two of my mates (who i won't be naming in case this happens and i get framed) were shot down and killed in the middle of the wicket! i had to run onto the pitch (well, did'nt HAVE to, i'm just very brave..in dreams) and try and save them. i could'nt they were already dead. i then had to pick up their cold grey bodies and take them away.

dream 2) last night i had a dream i'm sure means something. again i won't be naming the person invloved in case they start to avoid walking in parks. they were by a swamp on an island watching a group of swans. they then for no reason started to prod the swans and hurt them. one of the swans became angry and looked like it was gonna attack back. i tried to stop the person from hurting it but they were brain dead and could'nt understand me. a massive swarm (swarm? whats the collective for swans?) of swans gathered around us. i then became aware that millions of people were watching us on tv. the un-named person then broke the swans neck and killed it. everyone (including me) was horrorified by this. after some time the person came around and realised what they had done, and to write the wrong started to write a book to say sorry to all the swans and the tv audience..but it was too late, they were the most hated person in the world!

oh, nearly forgot. a week ago my mate james davidson joined dire straits on bass at wembley. i was very excited as he invited me to the after show BBQ.