LAYING THE TABLE FOR DAVINA (Beaky Shouter)

It feels like its been on for months..i've enjoyed it though like i always enjoy BB. glad it's all ending tonight. don't really care who wins now. the favourites, chantelle and preston make me sick! the ordinary boys are going straight to no.1 i heard!? soo wrong in soo many ways...would be funny (for a second) if Kandyfloss knocked them off. anyway, i pray..PRAY!..Barrymore does'nt win. wacky barrymore! i can just see him..arghhh!..lapping up that dumb crowd of banner waving hairdressers? next week, barrymore presents itv2's new show..'DRUNK KIDS ON ICE LIVE'

Oh..i can hear the door *runs upstairs* ah..my housemate's just got back with a bottle whiskey (my traditional big brother drink of choice), i'll slip into some joggers and lounge wear, then i'll get the sofa ready..it'll be lit like a run-way for my HUGE arse to crash land on to. then, after tonight's BB show i'll be going to straight to lost luggage to pick up my life and after a couple of days leaving it in the hallway, i'll unpack it and pour the sand and sea-lebs down the plug hole.