ORANGE GOO (On The Studio Floor)


I was a little let down by friday's CBB eviction..not enough booing and hissing!! come on people! do i need to get down there to the house and show you how it's done? being a MASSIVE BB fan, i don't really know why i've never been to a live eviction? anyway..i expected eggs to be thrown, spit to be spat, and a jcb to dump 10 ton's of old 'heat' magazines on jodie marsh's orange air-head as she stepped out of the house. do you remember a time before reality celebrity programmes?? i'm finding it harder and harder to get excited by them now (my housemates may disagree). as i've always said..it'll only end when someone either kills themselves, or is killed by an fellow itv3-soapstar-fitclub-idol-fromhell contestant. that sure will be great to draw in court, then later animate and sell to a new cable channel. celebrities are melting..the word means nothing anymore. shame for fans like me. i'm looking forward to when we can look back on all this, it may be 10 years or so..but i bet i will be just as delighted to meet Jade Goody (BB3)* as i would seeing Boon** being born. i'm sorry future wife.

* = Jade has just opened a hair saloon/salon (which 1 is it? both v different i know) in my home town Hertford.

** = Boon is to be my name of my first son, or at least the middle name if future wife kicks off.

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