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We gave the new songs to Pictish Trail and he replied: "it's like 'Come Together' Primal Scream meets Apache Indian".

A very nice sunny day in Bunto so i went for a drive then later ate a Mars bar. 2 Mars bars in fact! Got called a 'egocentric psychopath' on Facebook. Watched the new Beyonce video with Gaga. Gaga looks more weird than normal cos she actually looks normal! Beyonce is still a big lady. Felt a bit down in the dumps about myself and so on (boring) then just as i was beginning to feel better and began climbing my way out of the pit of doom i found a Hollyoaks hunks calendar on top of my wardrobe..oh jeeez!! "put those six packs away boys before i cut my wrists!"...or i 'll cut you! ahhh, i stumbled across an idea! I turned to Tony Hutchinson and took the scissors to his muscles and began to cut circles. These circles would go on to form part of the artwork for the new OLO songs. Waste not want not, or..waist not want not? Only OLO's will get that bad joke. The song is about kinda about men's weight issues so it worked out perfectly in the end. The calendar was meant to be found on this day at that precise moment. Thanks God! I worked out who the calendar belonged to. She thought she had moved all her stuff out the room...how could you forget Tony! Later i had a random thought 9from God?) to shave my head. I stuck a thing up on Facebook to let friends vote if i should or not and of course they voted YES. I was gonna give it a go myself but my Mum came to the rescue and did a decent job until near the end where she thought she'd leave her mark by digging the clippers in giving me a comedy bald patch. Nice. I stuck some gel in and styled a Jedward for the evening. There was a time when i cared about my hair, that time has gone. I ended up using my freshly cut hair in the artwork too. I glued it to the photocopies of my feet to make hairy feet.

Scraps
Excellent video filmed at the Fence Halloween party.
Top bloke!

Soundtrack
Nirvana - 'Live @ Reading '92'
Isaac Hayes - 'To Be Continued'
Broadcast - 'Tender Buttons' - forgot how much i love this album.
Beastie Boys - 'Check Your Head'
Pavement - 'Crooken Rain, Crooken Rain'
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - 'Fever To Tell'